Text meme! (open post)

[crazylazy]

The Text Meme

It's as simple as that. Whether you're texting a friend, co worker, love interest, whatever. Maybe it was a misfire, or you sent a really embarrassing text and you now have to do damage control. Maybe you were shittalking the person you accidentally texted. Go wild!

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[relaxfriend]

Hey, loser.

You wouldn't happen to know anything about certain rumors going around about me, would you?

[Time for one of Gary's routine 'text-everyone-he-knows-trying-to-get-info-on-who's-talking-crap-about-him-instead-of-realizing-it's-happening-everywhere-because-he's-a-shitheel' texts.]

[ceasetoexist]

Sure do.

I know the rumors about you and they are hysterical

[relaxfriend]

Pokey.

You're so dead.

[ceasetoexist]

Uh huh. Sure.

What is this? Like, are you going around asking others this so people can validate what a jerkoff you are? Cause I mean between validating Dave that he's cool and you that you're an asshole, I'm starting to feel like some mom just taking care of the stupidest kids ever.

[relaxfriend]

Oh no poor you

You're not my mother.

[That actually pisses him off more than these rumors. And honestly those wouldn't piss him off if not for the fact that he thinks this asshole is behind them]

Also for the record it's pointless validating Dave because he has the lowest self esteem I have ever witnessed in a human being and that includes the kid who constantly pees himself.

[ceasetoexist]

Oh no do you miss your mommy? Poor Gary.

Imagine if that got out with the rumors.

[Well aren't you just a cocky, cocky motherfucker, stating something that incriminating in regards to opinion on Dave openly in text. Not that it matters. Dave would openly shrug it off anyway...and the fact that Gary is probably right.

God what a dickhole. If the dude wasn't joined at the hip with Dave at this point, and wasn't a decent accomplice in mayhem, Pokey wouldn't even bother with his damn texts.]

God you sound like the guy's ex or something, you know that?

I mean this isn't me just insulting you. I'm curious if you're aware just how much you sound like someone Dave stood up at prom or something.

[relaxfriend]

Nice try. I miss my mom like I would miss a cold.

[Oh he knows. By now it's easy to tell what he could say that would be incriminating and what he could say that Dave will just shrug off.]

You have an interesting view on relationships if that's what you think this sounds like. I don't think Dave would appreciate the comparison, by the way.

[ceasetoexist]

Just the cold? Lucky. I need mine like I need the plague.

Yeah uh huh sure whatever.

You want to know who's spreading dirt on you or not?