Text meme! (open post)

[crazylazy]

The Text Meme

It's as simple as that. Whether you're texting a friend, co worker, love interest, whatever. Maybe it was a misfire, or you sent a really embarrassing text and you now have to do damage control. Maybe you were shittalking the person you accidentally texted. Go wild!

Comments

[servingpoundcake]

no way man i don't have time to look at that crap















why

[ironicoolly]

ok well
i wouldnt look at it right now
or ever



you just made headlines

[servingpoundcake]

yeah right what does it say
you're lucky i'm not near a computer so i can't call you on your bull

[Okay but he is in actuality freaking out and sweating bullets WHAT IF IT'S TRUE WHAT DID THEY SAY????]

[ironicoolly]

man i dunno if i feel comfortable repeating any of that shit
just
damn

1/3

[servingpoundcake]

JUST TELL ME ALREADY ASSHOLEL

[servingpoundcake]

not that im worried what could they possibly say about me

[servingpoundcake]

its not like i have anything to hide LOL

[ironicoolly]

oh my god
see this is why everybodys talkin smack about you
weve got to work on that

[servingpoundcake]

shut up they wouldn't dare to smack about me
not unless they wanted some serious pound cake

[ironicoolly]

yeah ok
guess i must have dreamed up that page full of smacktalking about kirby olsen and his fantastical escapades

[servingpoundcake]

[Oh my god he's literally going to die.]

dude seriously if you're making this shit up it's really stupid
and also i'll kick your ass
it doesn't matter even if they're talking shit none of it is true anyway so why should i get so bent out of shape about it
i mean i dont know what bullshit they're talking about but i bet it's not true

[ironicoolly]

"why should i get so bent out of shape about it" you say
while in the process of actively getting so bent out of shape about it
hahahaha
look
this right here is what im talking about
its practically impossible to not want to mess with you when you react like that
anyway what sorts of things do you figure theyre saying about you
take a guess

[servingpoundcake]

[Oh noooo OH NOOO did someone see Trent and him at the movies? Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

It's okay Kirby place this cool you're the youngest to earn a letter YOU'RE AWESOME.]

how the fuck should i know??
i mean maybe some idiots might be twisting something they THOUGHT they saw into something that it's totally not idk
something they might have seen at the movie theater in town
right????

[ironicoolly]

oh so it was at the movies
they didnt mention that part
but i guess it doesnt really matter where you choose to get all handholdy

[servingpoundcake]

wow and you believe that shit?
its just some bored LOSER starting rumors
i didn't hold anyones hand okay
i was just handing trent some cash because he didn't have enough money to see the movie
its not my fault some asshole wanted to take that out of context alright


ITS TOTALLY NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE I DONT EVEN LIKE GUYS

[ironicoolly]

dude there are photos
blurry as shit cause the jackass who took them has unsteadier hands than a mantis shrimp in a magnitude 10 earthquake but they paint a clear enough picture

1/no idea

[servingpoundcake]

IT WASNT ME

[servingpoundcake]

i mean it was me but like i said i was handing him money

[servingpoundcake]

so no its not a clear picture you're wrong about what happened and so is everyone else

[servingpoundcake]

i mean cmon i dont like guys im dating MANDY for crying out loud she's the hottest cheerleader in the entire school

DONE

[servingpoundcake]

well alright we're not dating anymore but we did if thats not proof enough i dont know what is

[ironicoolly]

what the fuck
no wonder youre not dating anymore holy shit
look if youre dating girls for the sole purpose of proving youre not into dudes then youve gotta start reevaluating whether or not youre actually all that into girls in the first place

[servingpoundcake]

THERE'S NOTHING TO REEVALUATE

i dont know why everyone is so obsessed with me liking guys when its not even true maybe everyone ELSE needs to reevaluate

[ironicoolly]

hey its only as big a thing as you make it out to be
i mean look at hopkins
he goes around mackin on dudes and chicks indiscriminately and nobody gives him shit for it
mostly cause hes hella boring to mess with and hes so open about the shit he does it stopped being news ages ago
you could learn a thing or two

[servingpoundcake]

nobody gives him shit for it because he's a nobody loser

[FORGIVE HIM JIMMY...]

im on the football team okay even if there's a little tiny bit of chance this is true the guys will never let me live it down

not that its even true to begin with