Text meme! (open post)

The Text Meme
It's as simple as that. Whether you're texting a friend, co worker, love interest, whatever. Maybe it was a misfire, or you sent a really embarrassing text and you now have to do damage control. Maybe you were shittalking the person you accidentally texted. Go wild!
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[Durr.]
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what are pencils made of
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oh wait do you mean to say i should let the termites eat the pencil out of my nose? would that work?????????? they wont burrow into my brain or anything will they?
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sharp pencil vs harmless termite
basically not even a contest
its not like your brain is made of wood or anything itll be fine