Text meme! (open post)

The Text Meme
It's as simple as that. Whether you're texting a friend, co worker, love interest, whatever. Maybe it was a misfire, or you sent a really embarrassing text and you now have to do damage control. Maybe you were shittalking the person you accidentally texted. Go wild!
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but she's nice
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what does she do?
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i didn't even recognize her for that since, you know, i don't watch the news or anythin like that
she's fun though
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oh man are you doing the blonde weather girl?
[No Albert that is Luke's ex and you know that.]
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you probably wouldn't know her