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Text meme! (open post)
The Text Meme
It's as simple as that. Whether you're texting a friend, co worker, love interest, whatever. Maybe it was a misfire, or you sent a really embarrassing text and you now have to do damage control. Maybe you were shittalking the person you accidentally texted. Go wild!
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you're the one always at odds with the rest of the house
you gotta learn to reign it in a little bro
and im only telling this for your own good not that you'll fuckin listen
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if you guys can't deal with who i am then that's too fuckin bad
either put up with it or kick me out i don't fuckin care
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'put up with it or kick me out' are shitty options
its what ma and dad did for me and look how that worked out
im fucked up
im trying to stop that from happening to you asshole
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coulda started sooner seein as it's a bit late for that shit now ain't it
but hey that's what happens when i have an ass like you for a big brother huh no acceptance no one sayin 'hey it's okay to be angry about life'
nah just five other assholes puttin me down all the fuckin time and paula and barry flauntin the fact that they're the fuckin favorites in this fucked up family
yeah you're doin a real stand up job
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there's being angry and then there's what you do
you go from 0-100
when alice gets angry she says fuck you and goes to her room
when paula gets angry she cries
when you get angry you act like no one in this house gives a shit about you and take it out on everyone else
it gets pretty fuckin tiring let me tell you
you take everyone down with you
[One could say he sets the world of fire oooh]
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you wonder why i act the way i do when it's your fault and roy and alice too hell even cass is reaching a point with the way she's tryin to be alice's fuckin clone
don't think your shit doesn't get tirin too though i mean seriously you think it's fun to scare the shit outta girls and then they don't want shit to do with any of us and then roy takes the fact that he can't get laid out on me every time we fuckin talk
all i fuckin want is a normal family where no one's jumpin down my throat for existin
it's amazing ma and dad don't regret you
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you listen to me asshole
the only reason it looks like they dont regret my existence is because without me they'd be drowning in 10 kids with no help
if i came later or if i was a useless fuckin lump they wouldn't give a rats ass about me
so yeah they probably do regret me to an extent
if it werent for any of that everyone would be jumping down MY throat for existing
so they give you a hard time, so fuckin what? welcome to the fucking family this is what we do here to everyone no exceptions
at least you dont have to deal with your own family sometimes looking at you like there's something not right in your head
tip toeing around you because even though they're family there's that slight worry in the back of their minds that you'll one day just snap
sorry you cant have a normal family and maybe thats might fault but you know what?
you're one of them. i'm not
you're just too goddamn set in pitying yourself to notice
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In fact uh. It takes Allen a bit to respond because whoa. Whoa. Talk about an eyeopener. ]
damnit albert
you're one of us too idiot, it's just different because you're the oldest
shit
people don't think i hear the comments when people say we look alike, guess they think i'm too dumb to listen
but hey thinkin on it i'm not too sure i want a normal family
who else is gonna get barry to punch a wall? who else is gonna walk in on you and some chick and get all pissed off because you're gettin some and i'm not? who else can piss roy off like i can?
if you go off the deep end it ain't like we're all gonna abandon you or some shit i mean paula might be scared but she's kinda a pussy anyway and don't tell me she ain't you know it's true
but i ain't goin anywhere i guess i mean i'm stuck with your sorry ass right? so quit worryin about shit that ain't gonna happen
[ YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ALLEN. ]
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look i'll cut you a deal
i'll stop worrying about shit that aint gonna happen
if you stop worrying about shit that aint even true
sounds fair?
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i'm headin out and i'll be back in the mornin but uh
if you wanna do somethin just us or maybe roy too if we can put up with him then i'm cool for it
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you dog
and you're bitching about not getting laid
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that girl i meant to text instead of you
and hey normally i don't since i don't want no one's sloppy seconds but this one ain't been touched by a williams yet
[ Allen stop calling Luke a girl. ]
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what's she like?
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but she's nice
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what does she do?
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i didn't even recognize her for that since, you know, i don't watch the news or anythin like that
she's fun though
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oh man are you doing the blonde weather girl?
[No Albert that is Luke's ex and you know that.]
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you probably wouldn't know her