Text meme! (open post)

[crazylazy]

The Text Meme

It's as simple as that. Whether you're texting a friend, co worker, love interest, whatever. Maybe it was a misfire, or you sent a really embarrassing text and you now have to do damage control. Maybe you were shittalking the person you accidentally texted. Go wild!

Comments

[ironicoolly]

ok
enjoy spending the rest of your hypothetical life with a pencil squirreling its way up on a path to your brain

[markovich]

YOU'RE HEARTLESS MAN
YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS WHATIF IT PUNCTURES MY BRAIN

[ironicoolly]

hey i tried
but i mean my advice is clearly too lame for a cool dude like you so ive done all that i can
sorry bro its out of my hands now

[markovich]

look man im just
really worried
if i blow it out it could take my brain with it
that can happen right?
i mean if this were all an actual thing that's happening and not a hypothetical scenario

[ironicoolly]

oh yeah
thats totally a thing that can happen
hypothetically

[markovich]

SEE
thats why i dont want to do it
there has to be another way man i cant live with a pencil shoved up my nose for the rest of my hypothetical life

[ironicoolly]

ok calm down this is easy to solve



i know a guy whos been having an issue with a termite infestation

[markovich]

huh? what the hell does that have to do with a pencil in my nose???

[Durr.]

[ironicoolly]

i dunno
what are pencils made of

[markovich]

uh wood what kind of a question is that?





oh wait do you mean to say i should let the termites eat the pencil out of my nose? would that work?????????? they wont burrow into my brain or anything will they?

[ironicoolly]

they probably will but i mean
sharp pencil vs harmless termite
basically not even a contest
its not like your brain is made of wood or anything itll be fine